smelly cousin pedro says, "once i hax0rezed into the nuclear waste disposal facility and found out there is no nuclear waste, only pretzels that are so stale they cannot be broken down by any material found on earth" Cryten Phil_Laco says, "oh my" smelly cousin pedro says, "then i was arrested for stealing rice from china, except they could not afford to incarcerate me" smelly cousin pedro says, "so i was set free along with several million infant girls" smelly cousin pedro says, "i raised them as my own and unleashed them upon the australian terrorists responsible for the pretzel debacle" smelly cousin pedro says, "for thousands of years we fought until finally a mistake with an atom bomb and a time capsule erased the entire incident and replaced it with a sudden craving for lime jello" smelly cousin pedro says, "how did you like my story" Cryten Phil_Laco says, "that was a good story cousin pedro" smelly cousin pedro says, "thank you"