a segment from pedro's autobiography


Dar says "what the fuck do you think this is, 8bit"
ERROR ERROR OH GODDAMN ERROR WHAT THE FUCK I AM MERELY A MUSH PARSER GOOD BYE 
CRUEL WORLD (type 'help' for help)
You say ""
You say "yes"
Dar says "goddammit then i want a pedro story right now"
Chester says "if it was 8bit everything would be in ansi pictures"
You say "there was a box"
Chester says "what was his name?"
You say "it was all meat and leaf and inside was a marsupial"
You say "the box had a name but preferred not to use it"
You say "anyway the box was made of cardboard the end"
Chester says "take a bite out of crime"
You say "correct"