messianic cousin pedro says, "TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN" Phil_Laco says, "pedro your stories are few in number" messianic cousin pedro says, "it is because of communism" messianic cousin pedro says, "long ago there were a great many stories, but comrade lenin decreed that they be eaten by gnomes to feed the proles" messianic cousin pedro says, "then was a war of attrition for sixty million years in which no one survived" messianic cousin pedro says, "slowly my people came to understand the difference between AC and DC voltage" messianic cousin pedro says, "and then the stories were slowly rebuilt into the high-rise of industry that you see today" messianic cousin pedro says, "do you understand" Phil_Laco says, "no :(" messianic cousin pedro says, "THEN IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BE BEATEN" Phil_Laco does not possess the mind of a wily mexican :( messianic cousin pedro says, "LINE UP AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE BEATING"